Author Topic: Kids are SO much fun.  (Read 1639 times)

PaulW

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Kids are SO much fun.
« on: January 27, 2009, 04:53:36 PM »
So I'm at the store this morning, I have my newborn, and my 2 year old with me.  I'm putting the crap from the car onto the belt at the register and I look up and my 2 year old had grabbed something from the shelf.  I know what your thinking, no big deal kids grab stuff.  Well he's got a flipping box of Trojans!!   Can't grab candy or gum, or even a freaking lighter.  Has to be profelactics.  Well now he's waving them around and screaming "DAAA  DAAAA!!".  The lady in line in back of me in line thinks this is the funniest thing ever.  So to save face, all I can come up with is to ask real loud, "What's the matter Landon, don't want any more sisters??"  And while I'm asking him, my wife is taking the box away from him trying to keep him quite and at the exact time that I ask him the question, my wife took the box, so all he can do is SCREAM "NO!".  It was so funny I really thought the cashier was going to piss himself laughing.  I did get a look of disgust from the lady in back of me, and my wife slapped me upside the head.  Good Times.

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Re: Kids are SO much fun.
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 11:01:15 PM »
LMAO!!!  I would love to see the youtube video!!! 
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Re: Kids are SO much fun.
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 02:45:34 AM »
LMAO!!!  I would love to see the youtube video!!! 

I wish I could have filmed it.  Unfortunatly stuff like that you just cant plan.  then again...i did get him to steal a toupe....

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Re: Kids are SO much fun.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 02:54:19 AM »
LMAO!!!  I would love to see the youtube video!!! 

I wish I could have filmed it.  Unfortunatly stuff like that you just cant plan.  then again...i did get him to steal a toupe....

Shame on you!   >:(




You should have had him grab the Gummy Bears!   ;D
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Re: Kids are SO much fun.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 03:01:29 AM »
LMAO!!!  I would love to see the youtube video!!! 

I wish I could have filmed it.  Unfortunatly stuff like that you just cant plan.  then again...i did get him to steal a toupe....

Shame on you!   >:(




You should have had him grab the Gummy Bears!   ;D

the toupe was funny also.  the guy was bending down browsing greeting cards, and I mean this wig was horrible.  I told landon to "get the kitty" and rolled the cart really close to the guy.  My kid grabs his wig pets it and throws it on the floor screaming EWWWWW.  Before the guy could stop him.  I mean how do you get mad at a 2 year old when your trying to grasp straws that don't exist.  My wife hates it when I do this stuff but I thinks it's great!!

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Re: Kids are SO much fun.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 03:21:19 AM »
Wow, I misread that... 

Forget the Gummy Bears...  "Get the kitty", now that's just wrong!!!
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Re: Kids are SO much fun.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 03:24:26 AM »
Wow, I misread that... 

Forget the Gummy Bears...  "Get the kitty", now that's just wrong!!!

I know but at least he's not old enough to know right from wrong so I don't feel like too much of an asshole father :)