So I'm at the store this morning, I have my newborn, and my 2 year old with me. I'm putting the crap from the car onto the belt at the register and I look up and my 2 year old had grabbed something from the shelf. I know what your thinking, no big deal kids grab stuff. Well he's got a flipping box of Trojans!! Can't grab candy or gum, or even a freaking lighter. Has to be profelactics. Well now he's waving them around and screaming "DAAA DAAAA!!". The lady in line in back of me in line thinks this is the funniest thing ever. So to save face, all I can come up with is to ask real loud, "What's the matter Landon, don't want any more sisters??" And while I'm asking him, my wife is taking the box away from him trying to keep him quite and at the exact time that I ask him the question, my wife took the box, so all he can do is SCREAM "NO!". It was so funny I really thought the cashier was going to piss himself laughing. I did get a look of disgust from the lady in back of me, and my wife slapped me upside the head. Good Times.
