I went to smack-tober fest at the WSB and almost all of the cars had the name of a junk yard on the car.  If you call around you might get lucky.  You know I have a car trailer, and you could tow a little car with my car trailer pretty easy with your truck.  I went all the way across the country towing my Jeep with my Honda Hawk in the bed of my little S-10.  
As long as I am still around, and not at sea, I'll lend you hand.  I have turned a wrench or two.