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Offline WillC

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Sorry IRS.......
« on: March 07, 2009, 04:12:37 PM »
Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...
Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost. I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting
license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax,
oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Democrat Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. ..... No penalties and no interest.

Sincerely,
Ed Barnett
Wichita Falls

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my $13 stimulus check.

Offline Swagger

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Re: Sorry IRS.......
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2009, 04:07:51 AM »
wow.  that is absolutley freakin hilarious.  i love this man.
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Offline BayouGold

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Re: Sorry IRS.......
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2009, 07:09:18 AM »
Nice  :D
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Offline calvynandhobbs

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Re: Sorry IRS.......
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2009, 03:28:43 PM »
That's pretty good
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Offline rocket

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Re: Sorry IRS.......
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 04:01:21 AM »
I've seen it somewhere else, pretty cool!  I can't wait for the sequal!
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