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Offline HOT-ROD

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Chuck Norris Word Game
« on: January 05, 2008, 04:24:24 AM »
chuck norris is so bad, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 ;D

go.

i had to do it brad.
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 04:29:13 AM »
Chuck Norris is so bad, when Delta Force guys watch a training video, they watch the movie Delta Force.
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 04:31:58 AM »
 ;D

yes!!!!  that is awesome!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 01:30:20 PM »
If you were born between the years 1972 and 1988, its a good chance Chuck Noris is you dad
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 01:30:39 PM »
Chuch noris counted to infinity


twice
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 01:31:18 PM »
when chuck noris jumps into the water, he doesnt get wet

the water gets chuck norised
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 01:32:15 PM »
Chuck norris doesn't have a chin........ just another fist behind his beard



Chuck norris doesn't read.... he just stares at the words until he gets the information he needs
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 01:32:52 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... he goes killing
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 01:33:43 PM »
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 01:57:16 PM »
(nice reg, but watch the re-peats)

Chuck Noris's tears can cure cancer

too bad Chuck Noris never crys
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2008, 04:11:10 AM »
attention admin please to be deleating this thread



Please!
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2008, 05:06:48 AM »
no way this thread is awesome i am laughing so hard.
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2008, 02:35:31 PM »
Quote from: mallcrawl on January 06, 2008, 04:11:10 AM
attention admin please to be deleating this thread



Please!

if you dont' like it, dont read it.  I first say these scribbled on the "latrines" walls in afghanistan.  always good for a laugh when taking care of business
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2008, 07:20:32 PM »
my OCD won't let me not read all the new posts

even when it hurts
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Re: Chuck Norris Word Game
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 11:55:41 PM »
Quote from: mallcrawl on January 06, 2008, 07:20:32 PM
my OCD won't let me not read all the new posts

even when it hurts

just hit the "mark all as read" on the lower right of the main screen.  then no more bubbles!
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