Ok, I need to adjust your instructions just a bit there Hot-Rod. I think you will agree with them after reading though.
1. Check out sweet ass pace car.
2. Green Flag
3. *Refill Beer*
4. *Flip Steak*
5. *Run back in the house yelling because you missed the first caution flag*
6. *Yelling even more because you left the steak for a second just to see debris on the track!*
7. Go Fast, Make Left turn
8. *Refill Beer*
9. *Serve Steak*
10. *Yell because Matt Kenseth is a fag and he passed Tony Stewart*
11. *Pound the rest of your beer in anger then refill*
12. Go faster, make left turn
13. Time compression is in effect, ship has been ventilating...wait, damn it. Fast forward to 5 laps togo....
95. Everyone chearing because Tony Stewart won the Daytona 500!!