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Offline Axle

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Telemarketer's
« on: August 20, 2009, 03:18:18 AM »
So we got our phone hooked up here at the new house, and sure enough every day now we're getting calls from telemarketers.  I signed us up today for the do not call list, but it takes a little while to go into affect.  It's been pretty boring around here as I haven't gone to work yet, so I decided to entertain myself by talking with one of them instead of hanging up.  I thought I would share this one with everyone, because every time I read it, I crack myself up:

A telemarketer called me today to tell me that I had won a free ADP Home Security System. I told her I already had a security system. She says that their system has 5 levels of security. "How many does your system have?" she asks. I said, "8, plus one in the chamber." She hung up.

I usually don't think of those things until later, so I was pretty proud of myself for nailing that one.  I love my 1911! 
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Offline smaug1911

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Re: Telemarketer's
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 04:15:45 AM »
I always ask them "what are you wearing"

Conversations are decidedly short.
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