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Title: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: One-Eye on February 14, 2008, 03:05:51 AM

Ok, so it is the first race of the season.  If anyone wants to watch it at my house you are more than welcomed.  I can sit 9 pretty comfortably.  Just let me know ahead of time.  It will be BYOB and BYO Food.  Kids are welcome, but they have to leave with you!!!  Just let me know.

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: Doball on February 14, 2008, 04:22:24 AM

Cool, I'll talk to Amy.



Hijack....Anyone want to do fantasay Nascar on ESPN?

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: One-Eye on February 14, 2008, 04:38:42 PM

eff yeah!!! never did it before but I am all about it.  Hook it up and let me know.  I will talk to chris and see if he wants in too.

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 14, 2008, 05:31:37 PM

go fast rurn left,
go faster turn left,
go faster turn left,
go even faster......  turn leeeeeeeeeeeft!!!!

whats not to love?

i am lucky i go wheeling. she cant stand racing. if it was monster jam or off road racing she'd be cool. but hours on the circle, she's not having any of it.

sorry

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: One-Eye on February 14, 2008, 08:54:33 PM

Ok, I need to adjust your instructions just a bit there Hot-Rod.  I think you will agree with them after reading though.

1.  Check out sweet ass pace car.  (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/05tj_brian/pacecar.jpg)
2.  Green Flag  (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/05tj_brian/greenflag.jpg)
3.  *Refill Beer*
4.  *Flip Steak*
5.  *Run back in the house yelling because you missed the first caution flag*  (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/05tj_brian/yellowflag.jpg)
6.  *Yelling even more because you left the steak for a second just to see debris on the track!*
7.  Go Fast, Make Left turn
8.  *Refill Beer*
9.  *Serve Steak*
10. *Yell because Matt Kenseth is a fag and he passed Tony Stewart*
11. *Pound the rest of your beer in anger then refill*
12. Go faster, make left turn
13. Time compression is in effect, ship has been ventilating...wait, damn it.  Fast forward to 5 laps togo....
95. Everyone chearing because Tony Stewart won the Daytona 500!!  (http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w172/05tj_brian/fans.jpg)

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 14, 2008, 09:08:06 PM

who's tony stewart?

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: reg on February 15, 2008, 04:52:32 AM

Quote from: HOT-ROD on February 14, 2008, 09:08:06 PM

who's tony stewart?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 15, 2008, 08:26:06 PM

i know who it is. i was waiting for Mohr to spin up. lol

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: One-Eye on February 15, 2008, 09:09:52 PM

HAHAHA Patience young padawon.  Wait, did I just say that?  *One-Eye waves hand across Hot-Rod's face* *Hot-Rod responds very mono-tone*  "No, you didn't just say that.  Tony Stewart is a God in Nascar and the New England Patricheaters suck."  There, that is better.  I'm Out!

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 15, 2008, 09:13:13 PM

yeah well greenbay didnt play in the super bowl and niether did the pats. so now what?

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: Axle on February 16, 2008, 02:34:55 AM

Cool, I'm all signed up.  So our guys are all going to get picked automatically tomorrow?  Hope I get some big names.

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: rocket on February 16, 2008, 02:59:09 AM

were all thoes people at your house?  if so, i need some phone numbers .. . . :D

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 16, 2008, 05:25:02 AM

now that you can see who you're talking to. lol

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: rocket on February 18, 2008, 01:05:16 AM

:D

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: Doball on February 18, 2008, 01:21:34 AM

What an F'in finish!!!! My boy Kurt, started 43rd finished 2nd! Tony who?

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: One-Eye on February 18, 2008, 04:12:09 AM

Yeah, so, ok.  At least this time I didn't start throwing shit like I did when Green Bay lost.  3rd isn't too bad.  Here is what really got me.  With 10 laps left I had Burton in 1st, Montoya in 3rd, and Stewart in 5th.  How did it end up (in only 10 laps I might add), Stewart 3rd, Burton 13th and Montoya 32nd!?!?!?!?!  What the FU@$??!??!??!??!

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: reg on February 18, 2008, 04:34:47 PM

wow, i didn't even know who I had until this morning...  doing prudy good on auto pilot  ::)

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: Axle on February 18, 2008, 05:51:32 PM

 >:(  My team sucked!  8/8. 

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 18, 2008, 11:13:42 PM

i have no idea. have to check in a while

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: Doball on February 18, 2008, 11:19:53 PM

um, you won this week dude

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 18, 2008, 11:23:35 PM

what????

that's incredible!!!

what do it get? i only watched the last 11 laps......

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: Axle on February 19, 2008, 02:01:58 AM

Brace yourselves, I have a dumb question...  Is the Daytona 500 a single race, or a series?  ???

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: One-Eye on February 19, 2008, 02:05:58 AM

NUB!!!  Ok, sorry about that, couldn't hold it in anymore.  It is one race that is 500 miles long on a track that is 2.5 miles long so I think it was 200 laps.  Sorry for the lack of exact details, went through a case of the Ling again last night.  I have an inside man that can get if for me from NY  Yea Yea!!!

Title: Re: Daytona 500!!!
Post by: HOT-ROD on February 19, 2008, 10:31:35 PM

i thought it was a 500 lap race.