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The Mud Pit => General => Topic started by: gearhead1985B on December 06, 2009, 09:16:16 PM

Title: math at work
Post by: gearhead1985B on December 06, 2009, 09:16:16 PM

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

Title: Re: math at work
Post by: calvynandhobbs on December 06, 2009, 10:23:16 PM

That's good and I see it everyday at work.

Title: Re: math at work
Post by: Tsunami on December 07, 2009, 12:09:57 AM

nice ;D

Title: Re: math at work
Post by: HOT-ROD on December 08, 2009, 10:48:22 PM

i've seen that. great point. thats the way it always works.