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Title: The few, the proud, the accurate...
Post by: PaulW on April 04, 2009, 06:21:28 PM

Date: Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 8:54 PM
 
Last week, as President Obama disembarked from Marine 1, the presidential helicopter, on the White House lawn, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
   
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes crisply and says, "Nice  pigs, Sir."
 
The president replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic  Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

Standing at rigid attention, eyes straight ahead, the Marine responds, "Excellent trade, sir!"

Title: Re: The few, the proud, the accurate...
Post by: Swagger on April 05, 2009, 07:08:25 PM

LMAO so much my stomach hurts!!!

Title: Re: The few, the proud, the accurate...
Post by: PaulW on April 05, 2009, 08:21:57 PM

 8)