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The Mud Pit => General => Topic started by: HOT-ROD on January 02, 2008, 06:13:18 PM

Title: world is going to hell
Post by: HOT-ROD on January 02, 2008, 06:13:18 PM
well i was watching the greatest show ever.

COP'S

and cop pulls ovet two chicks (crack heads)

he, asks the usual, where you going?, are there weapons in the vehicle?, any drugs?

as he asked any drugs the chick in the passenger seat, is trying to shove her crack and crack pipes up her "TACO". of course, she was wearing a skirt w/ no panties and decided it was the best place to hid it so she wouldnt get in trouble while a cop was watching. so she gets cuffed. then that stuff has to come out if the pipe breaks, she is screwed. so they uncuffer and she just digs around up there and pulls it all out and puts it on the hood of the squad car.

the other chick, more crack and pipes in her car but had no idea where it came from.

YUCK.

i want to go to heaven, quickly.
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: Kral4me on January 02, 2008, 06:16:20 PM
*winces* unfortunately all too common....

the crack pipe shit.

Not going to heaven....
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: Gastank on January 04, 2008, 08:08:31 AM
That's not the greatest show ever... I don't believe Chuck Norris ever made an appearance on COPS. If he did the show would be called EMT's...
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: HOT-ROD on January 05, 2008, 04:21:01 AM
oooooo new thread
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: rocket on January 05, 2008, 02:00:33 PM
Quote from: Gastank on January 04, 2008, 08:08:31 AM
That's not the greatest show ever... I don't believe Chuck Norris ever made an appearance on COPS. If he did the show would be called EMT's...

Neither did McGyver
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: HOT-ROD on January 06, 2008, 05:23:25 AM
but he did wonders for your custom grill.
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: PaulW on January 15, 2009, 05:15:06 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e82/flexj/stupid%20shit/monkey.gif)
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: rocket on January 15, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
Quote from: PaulW on January 15, 2009, 05:15:06 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e82/flexj/stupid%20shit/monkey.gif)

you trying to MH (monkey hump) every thread?
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: Axle on January 16, 2009, 07:37:26 AM
My monkey will take his out, for a price...

(http://www.sellingtohumannature.com/images/monkey.JPG)
Title: Re: world is going to hell
Post by: PaulW on January 17, 2009, 01:06:29 AM
Quote from: rocket on January 15, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
Quote from: PaulW on January 15, 2009, 05:15:06 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e82/flexj/stupid%20shit/monkey.gif)

you trying to MH (monkey hump) every thread?

even some year old ones :)  i'm done with the monkey anyway