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Official B.S. Thread
PaulW:
So i figured i'd degrade this thread by turning it into the fart question/answer post. I'll start.
Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?
Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.
Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.
Seabee_BUC:
You have way too much time on your hands Paul... :(
Tsunami:
way way too much time
PaulW:
i know. the things i find to do to entertain myself.
rocket:
So i'm a bit annoyed today: before the last run i had to replace the trailer wiring adapter on my truck (guess it wore out or got too wet??). It cost me over $60 for the kit. Today i was in walmart in Norwich and saw one on clearance for $11! Of course i bought it, but now that i have a replacement on hand that cost very little, the one i just paid too much for will never fail.
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