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« Reply #345 on: June 06, 2009, 12:50:13 AM »
what if superman and wonderwoman had a kid??  what would it's powers be??

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Re: Official B.S. Thread
« Reply #346 on: June 06, 2009, 01:13:20 AM »
ok You got me paul, can't find a picture to depict that lol
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« Reply #347 on: June 06, 2009, 01:17:27 AM »
ya i googled it to and found nada

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Re: Official B.S. Thread
« Reply #348 on: June 28, 2009, 07:54:48 PM »
if superman and wonder-woman had a kid, it would be chuck norris
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« Reply #349 on: June 28, 2009, 11:05:58 PM »
if superman and wonder-woman had a kid, it would be chuck norris

rofl

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« Reply #350 on: June 29, 2009, 04:35:09 AM »
Dammit!!! You got us all. I thought chuck norris one liners were a thing of the past. Why would you unleesh such an evil, annoying force as the "Norris Liners".  You B@$t@&d
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« Reply #351 on: June 29, 2009, 02:28:11 PM »
what if chuck norris and catwoman had a kid?

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« Reply #352 on: June 29, 2009, 06:45:21 PM »
that would be one bad-ass p***y
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Re: Official B.S. Thread
« Reply #353 on: July 02, 2009, 02:50:50 AM »
what if superman and wonderwoman had a kid??  what would it's powers be??

sry couldn't resist found something... I'll probably hear it for this one


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« Reply #354 on: July 19, 2009, 11:22:36 PM »
perv

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« Reply #355 on: July 19, 2009, 11:24:36 PM »
So i figured i'd degrade this thread by turning it into the fart question/answer post.  I'll start.


Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?











































Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm.
    Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.

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Re: Official B.S. Thread
« Reply #356 on: July 20, 2009, 04:54:32 PM »
You have way too much time on your hands Paul...  :(

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« Reply #357 on: July 20, 2009, 05:14:40 PM »
way way too much time
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« Reply #358 on: July 20, 2009, 06:16:21 PM »
i know.  the things i find to do to entertain myself.

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« Reply #359 on: August 03, 2009, 03:16:06 AM »
So i'm a bit annoyed today: before the last run i had to replace the trailer wiring adapter on my truck (guess it wore out or got too wet??).  It cost me over $60 for the kit.  Today i was in walmart in Norwich and saw one on clearance for $11!  Of course i bought it, but now that i have a replacement on hand that cost very little, the one i just paid too much for will never fail.
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