So we got our phone hooked up here at the new house, and sure enough every day now we're getting calls from telemarketers. I signed us up today for the do not call list, but it takes a little while to go into affect. It's been pretty boring around here as I haven't gone to work yet, so I decided to entertain myself by talking with one of them instead of hanging up. I thought I would share this one with everyone, because every time I read it, I crack myself up:
A telemarketer called me today to tell me that I had won a free ADP Home Security System. I told her I already had a security system. She says that their system has 5 levels of security. "How many does your system have?" she asks. I said, "8, plus one in the chamber." She hung up.
I usually don't think of those things until later, so I was pretty proud of myself for nailing that one. I love my 1911!
