Author Topic: Why men don't write advice columns..  (Read 2876 times)

PaulW

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Why men don't write advice columns..
« on: March 08, 2009, 07:40:23 PM »
Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.  I walked back home to get my husband's help.
 
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter.  I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22.  We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.  I told him to stop or I'd leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.  Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine...

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.  If it's clear, check the vacuum hoses and tubes on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

WALTER


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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 01:53:43 AM »
LOL!  That's funny.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 01:57:12 AM »
lol, that's exactly the reason.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 03:56:38 AM »
LMAO!!!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 02:34:44 PM »
i still chuckle when i read that.

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 04:16:48 AM »
i dont see the problem. she has too many questions. after the first minute of reading, all i read was your a man fix my car, bla, bla, bla.


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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 04:34:14 AM »
really,

i'd call the neighbors father. i bet he can find a way to fix the husband.

i know i could find a way.

then i would check the air filter and buy some sea foam.

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 02:12:56 AM »
Hmm, sea foam. the fix all liquid of fix all liquids!!!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 02:23:50 AM »
Hmm, sea foam. the fix all liquid of fix all liquids!!!

that and lucas

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2009, 10:23:09 PM »
My sea foam would eat your lucas alive !!!  Bwahahahaha ;D
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 01:09:58 AM »
My sea foam would eat your lucas alive !!!  Bwahahahaha ;D

yes but will it stop a slipping transmission??

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2009, 03:10:11 AM »
ah haaa!  Will lucas magically enable a vehicle to pass an emissions test? nope. but sea foam will!!!  ooh.  look at that.


 I Win!!


(Sorry Axle. didnt me to steal your line. it just seemed so fitting.)
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2009, 11:47:41 PM »
ah haaa!  Will lucas magically enable a vehicle to pass an emissions test? nope. but sea foam will!!!  ooh.  look at that.


 I Win!!


(Sorry Axle. didnt me to steal your line. it just seemed so fitting.)

actually neither sea foam nor lucas will clear a check engine light or reset obd2 monitors so we're still tied!!

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2009, 03:36:53 AM »
i like lucas fro high mileage in the gas. i like seafoam for the intake.

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns..
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2009, 04:11:41 AM »
i guess we'll just have to agree to disagree about best snake oil :)